May 27th 2009

Amber: this is a portrait of Amber and her dog, Sophie. Amber just graduated from Chico State, she likes to travel, but sorry gentlemen, this one is taken!

March 5th 2009

Portrait: this is a portrait of my sister becky of whom i'm very fond of. :D :D i drew it cus she got new glasses. i love you beckyyyy!!!

February 8th 2009

The Bubbles: this is how i feel every day of my life. basically. :(

November 25th 2008

Silhouettes: why? my sister and i find them slightly annoying.

November 19th 2008

Happy 27 Years: today is my mommy and dadu's anniversary and so i drew them this lovely picture. so yay for today and their love for eachother.

November 12th 2008

Jimmy: this is a portrait by request. he is 22 years old, likes volcom, ipods, and long walks on the beach.

November 4th 2008 

I Voted: a vote for obama is a vote for a sexier tomorrow. my sister and i were sitting in the car and decided to draw the perfect obama. and well, this is what we came up with. i know, we are sooooo amazing.

October 16th 2008

Bad Hair Day: my dad had the day off and i had no school - my mom was at work. my dad and i stayed in our own rooms and never really saw each other until it was time for my mom to come home, then we came out of our rooms. that's when i saw my dad. he had buzzed off ALL of his hair and i had already "trimmed" the back of my own (it was terribly crooked). yeah.. my mom was not pleased.

September 24th 2008

Creepy Guy: on my last night in london, becky and i went to see her friend L [drummer and artist] play with her band [Triple Bind] at this one pub. [a lot of other bands played that night - it was really cool- especially this one chubbs dude who kindof didn't sing but just said words while wearing a mask on his face..] anyways, we sat at this table in front of the stage part and this dude sat next to us.. and he basically hit on us the entire night while claiming nervously that he wasn't. at the same time he managed to slip that he once attempted suicide but sadly failed, and had an on going debate with me on why tattoos are bad. i still plan on getting a tattoo, and will refuse to get advice on it from a borderline suicidal man that creeps on young girls. but whatever he bought us beer which i didn't drink. i prefer the red stuff. uhhhhhhhhhh.

August 7th 2008

Flashforward: I don't really have much too say other than I forgot how to fall asleep by myself.

August 5th 2008

Fishy: I really like salmon, and becky doesn't like shit.

July 24th 2008 

HAPPY BIRFDAY: nineteen years ago today, my sexy mother fucker of a man, babycakes almeida, was born. and i love him to DEATH. death is my bitch lover!!!!!! um yeah.. happy birthday poopie pants mcgee!! :)

July 19th 2008 

Nigh Night: When i stayed with my sister, we had to share a bed.. and yeah, apparently it's not that fun sleeping with me? THAT'S WHAT HE SAID.... wait.

July 15th 2008

Cheers: um, yay for guys that get turned on when posing nude for art students?

July 10th 2008

Bread Pudding: So one day me and becky had breakfast at this really great place called Pelicci's? Pellici's? Pellicci's? and the guy that served us was really nice and EXTREMELY talkative. while we ate our faces, he talked to us about things. you know, like where we were from, how long i was staying with becky, gay men riding in naked bicycle races, things of that nature. Anyways, point is he gave us free bread pudding and we ate it and it was good. the end.

July 8th 2008

The Tube: needless to say, me and becky had to ride the tube a LOT. and um.. here are a few things that happened.

July 1st 2008 

Blow Jobs: to start of my summer i went to london for two weeks to visit my big sister, Becky. One of the first memories i share with you will be when we went to the hair salon.. it was BRILLIANT!

June 5th 2008

May 8th 2008

Ben Defalco: i remember it like it was yesterday.. it was the summer of 2007 and my sister and i were at the Cherry Bean like always, when this really old man came up to us. He asked us how old we are because apparently he had been enjoying our youthful laughter from afar.. we told him and then he thought becky was lying, that she had to have been 18 (when really she was like 24 at the time). he kept on talking.. explaining to us how he too looked very young for his age. moments later good old ben decided to sit REALLY uncomfortably close to me at our table. he started writing his number and address on a napkin, and told us to stop by his house later for "music lessons." YA.. we saw his so called "music" that he was writing.. it was just scribbles on paper. the guy was so creepy AND kindof really crazy.. mmm, just how i like it.